Tumblr (3.0; @iwannabeafuckinpenguin)http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://didntimydearrr.tumblr.com/post/47520302813/themannamedstacy-when-im-married-my-partner" class="tumblr_blog">didntimydearrr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://themannamedstacy.tumblr.com/post/47498491481" class="tumblr_blog">themannamedstacy</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p>when i’m married my partner and i will have*:</p> <ul><li>morning sex</li> <li>afternoon sex</li> <li>dinner sex</li> <li>after meal sex</li> <li>i made pancakes sex</li> <li>good morning sex</li> <li>the kids are at school sex</li> <li>shower sex</li> <li>bored sex</li> <li>make up sex</li> <li>break up sex</li> <li>monday sex</li> <li>tuesday sex</li> <li>wednesday sex</li> <li>thursday sex</li> <li>friday sex</li> <li>saturday sex</li> <li>sunday sex</li> <li>there is nothing on tv sex</li> <li>i love you sex</li> </ul></blockquote> <p>*aforementioned sex will be spread out over duration of marriage.</p></blockquote> <p>:( I just got turned down for sex :(</p></blockquote>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48860683211http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48860683211Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:47:00 -0400http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442588388http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442588388Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:30:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd0ae13bc5a4dbc3add326a3e4a9090b/tumblr_mld5w1oAuR1s3y5hdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442509924http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442509924Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:29:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83696b3c1ecee948e7f50cb5c0ca2f0d/tumblr_mkrho8e3ep1r2hb0eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knicoleleo.tumblr.com/post/47162868742/a-year-ago-today-i-met-my-idol-shaunwhite-thanks">knicoleleo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A year ago today I met my idol @shaunwhite! Thanks to the amazing and great people at Make-A-Wish & Shaun White management for allowing me to even have this day! I got to travel to Lake Tahoe & go snowboarding and have the experience of a lifetime! Nothing I have and will ever do will compare to April 4, 2012. 😊 So a HUGE THANK YOU to everyone who made that trip unforgettable. #MakeAWish #ShaunWhite #DreanComeTrue #OnceInALifetimeWish</p> </blockquote> <p>I could only wish</p>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442436960http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442436960Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:28:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmr3lqYSBD1qlt1w5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blwf.tumblr.com/post/6502022703">blwf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Brackendale, BC</p> </blockquote>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442347316http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442347316Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:27:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/125f147f47a1919db9c6b6ddab152b6b/tumblr_mhd2w3svET1r4i1u9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yum</p>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442212725http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442212725Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:25:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9cvjC7JQ1qhr0mho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442192094http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/48442192094Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:24:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19d732ffd881c310ee169c08af01eef9/tumblr_mkoqpbbTMp1rvtpt7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nothingliikeus.tumblr.com/post/47026114610/we-all-know-what-happened-that-day">nothingliikeus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We all know what happened that day.</p> </blockquote>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617489773http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617489773Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:09:07 -0400<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F3488247&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617485475http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617485475Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:09:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54500814ef7488c4bdf9b79c2c0d4290/tumblr_mkouz4rfPa1s5jskho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617470215http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617470215Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:08:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2af73d9360dee692fdf47078fcec089/tumblr_mkqgqtoq2X1s5v9zbo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04af2bbd3e3bf2e4041c89b5ddaa4b2d/tumblr_mkqgqtoq2X1s5v9zbo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://6bosscielny.tumblr.com/post/47106385584/remember-when-8-all-fangirls-wanted-to-become-a">6bosscielny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Remember when…#8</p> <blockquote> <p>all fangirls wanted to become a referee assistant because of Vermaelen?</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617452641http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617452641Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:08:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/40fb7541e82f4b295142e222e3814884/tumblr_mkz0uiVmKo1s4zttto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617365868http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617365868Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:06:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d579f3f7c92dcd592bf569c9ca411f8b/tumblr_mkz8lfMrFo1qb7nmoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617249727http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617249727Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:03:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr0ute2G11rrak52o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr0ute2G11rrak52o2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr0ute2G11rrak52o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr0ute2G11rrak52o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr0ute2G11rrak52o5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr0ute2G11rrak52o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr0ute2G11rrak52o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbr0ute2G11rrak52o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarkyfancypants.tumblr.com/post/38506671971/yumyumnoodle-its-like-these-companies-have">sarkyfancypants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yumyumnoodle.tumblr.com/post/37488718933/its-like-these-companies-have-finally-gotten-out">yumyumnoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Same goes for the Windows logo</p> <p>I mean look at this shit</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/56f0cf673f1e2847abf3ce75cf477242/tumblr_inline_mferhkFl9j1qhb2os.png"/></p> <p>Is like someone just ironed the logo</p> </blockquote>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617246603http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617246603Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:03:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/faf59b310d25cf3eda8a0a79479c59cf/tumblr_ml0k7eh6dx1r9r7gwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://me-ountains.tumblr.com/post/47580009887/via-olav-stubbrtuds-insta">me-ountains</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via Olav Stubbrtud’s insta </p> </blockquote>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617218184http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617218184Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:02:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/923198b5279edeabe169505e66b0cfec/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b85cf4a2d7ee48d32d3defc2f9b99832/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b97a96d6cec1db7482ed2eebeefde96e/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/065e07f2a2ecbe565417676471bf0720/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc385b8da8ff908a0fc9eaba465e2083/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06cde937ee2927e323fe7d1e5750ed81/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e01c183fd992d21598dea5e3164424e/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe31ade7016454221bd362206c5af932/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd321fa3c4770474ddc24ea2d8764657/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cdf5172bef0026bb571dc2d8de19c077/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fitnew-me.tumblr.com/post/47577523385/ladyknucklesinshape-fitchris25">fitnew-me</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladyknucklesinshape.tumblr.com/post/47577456014/fitchris25-ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha">ladyknucklesinshape</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fitchris25.tumblr.com/post/47569806001/ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-omg-omg-omg-omg">fitchris25</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I AM DYYYIIINNNGGGGG</p> </blockquote> <p>I CAN’T BREATHE. OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA That poor guy who has to deal with this. XD</p> </blockquote> <p>LMFAOOO!!!!!!!</p> </blockquote>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617211874http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617211874Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:02:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50ce86f1c2794f39b9503f4d2bf9858d/tumblr_ml0kdywI0H1r9r7gwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617065845http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617065845Wed, 10 Apr 2013 08:58:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma67o4mD0B1qbxd75o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youthblush.tumblr.com/post/44529477274">youthblush</a>:</p> <p>Best looking family out</p>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617057485http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617057485Wed, 10 Apr 2013 08:58:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvrsbm9yUl1r1n3x1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617033357http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47617033357Wed, 10 Apr 2013 08:58:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/58fb0f7804cf26f12dce6f6110140ea9/tumblr_mg4k3tQAvc1qi9860o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47616972566http://iwannabeafuckinpenguin.tumblr.com/post/47616972566Wed, 10 Apr 2013 08:56:33 -0400