
when iām married my partner and i will have*:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
*aforementioned sex will be spread out over duration of marriage.
:( I just got turned down for sex :(
A year ago today I met my idol @shaunwhite! Thanks to the amazing and great people at Make-A-Wish & Shaun White management for allowing me to even have this day! I got to travel to Lake Tahoe & go snowboarding and have the experience of a lifetime! Nothing I have and will ever do will compare to April 4, 2012. š So a HUGE THANK YOU to everyone who made that trip unforgettable. #MakeAWish #ShaunWhite #DreanComeTrue #OnceInALifetimeWish
I could only wish






